Sex Lotto

	A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex Lotto with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex chance. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again, he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said; "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy; "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied; "No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."